Die Hard: Top 20 Moments
With part 4 on the way, Scott McKenzie takes a look back at the first three films
To celebrate the release of Die Hard 4.0 (or Live Free Or Die Hard if you prefer), I’ve put together a list of my favourite moments from the first three movies. As ever, some of them are no-brainers, but some of them you won't agree with so keep the comments friendly!
Here we have it: the first and best of the bunch. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of the whole series, but parts two and three follow the structure and conventions laid down in part one. But Die Hard isn’t just a great action movie; it defined a whole new sub-genre of action movies. Without Die Hard, we wouldn’t have been ‘treated’ to the slew of terrorists (usually with European accents) taking over a <blank> movies: Die Hard on a plane ( Executive Decision, Air Force One), Die Hard in a school ( Toy Soldiers), Die Hard at an ice hockey game ( Sudden Death) or Die Hard in a British council estate ( Down Time). In an ironic twist, the production of Steven Seagal’s Under Siege ( Die Hard on a boat) even held up the production of the third film in the series because of the similarities in the screenplays at the time. The fact of the matter is that Die Hard is one of the most influential action movies ever made, which is why it has more memorable moments than any other movie in the series.

Die Hard gets its first twist in early. The terrorists that have taken over the Nakatomi tower aren’t actually terrorists—they’re common thieves (sorry, exceptional thieves) who are after the contents of the vault. Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber is one of my favourite bad guys and his performance here echoes throughout his other roles throughout his career, especially in Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves and as Snape in the Harry Potter series. Director John McTiernan also sets the R-rated tone early on by despatching Nakatomi big cheese Mr Takagi with a gratuitous shot of his brains hitting the glass door behind him. It’s this point that tells us we’re in for a macho movie that doesn’t hold back when the blood starts flowing.

John McClane sends the dead body of his first victim down in the lift with a message for Gruber. He incurs the wrath of not only the leader of the bad guys but also big blond badass Karl, whose brother he’s just killed. This is one of the reasons why John McClane is such a well-loved character. Rather than just dumping the body for the bad guys to find, his sense of humour turns Die Hard into a battle of wits between McClane and Gruber as well as a battle of one man against a building full of men with machine guns.

With an angry Karl and his squad of henchmen hot on his heels and no lift to jump on to help his escape, McClane is left with no choice but to hide in the ventilation system. Think of your favourite action movies and there’s a good chance one or more of them include a scene of someone crawling through a plumbing system or ventilation shafts. It works so well because it doubles up on claustrophobia and asks the viewer to question what they would do in this situation. Not only are you stuck in a building full of terrorists but you’ve got to sneak around by crawling through a metal tube that’s only as wide as you are.

It’s always good to see an asshole get his comeuppance and in Die Hard this happens three times: Ellis, Robert Davi's Agent Johnson and reporter Dick Thornburg. Thinking he can save the day and ride off into the sunset with McClane’s wife, Nakatomi smoothie Ellis tries to get McClane to turn himself in but only ends up on the ever-growing stack of dead bodies. Not only does he take recreational drugs and fancy himself as a ladies’ man, he thinks he can use his hard-sell tricks to solve every tough situation and gets what's coming to him. A valuable lesson for salesmen the world over, I reckon.

Our hero finally comes face to face with Gruber, who tries (unsuccessfully) to convince McClane that he’s an escaped hostage. The camera work goes all diagonal in the most tense scene in the movie as the two nemeses try to outwit each other and McClane tries to find out why Gruber wants the detonators so badly if he’s already used all the explosives. In a movie filled with gunshots and big bangs, this scene tones down the action and adds a dose of intelligence that is often sorely lacking from the action genre.
At just ten years old I was too young to catch Die Hard on its cinema release in 1988 and the first time I saw it was when it was shown on terrestrial TV in the UK in 1992. The only problem with this is that at the time, ITV were a bit over-the-top with their cutting and dubbing, and in a movie filled with violence and bad language, they felt they had to butcher the movie. One of the most heinous crimes was to dub McClane’s f-words with some bloke doing a terrible impersonation and because I watched my recorded video of TV-friendly Die Hard until the tape wore out, I’m forever haunted by the sound of “You think I’m really stupid, Hans” in the back of my mind, no matter how many times I watch it now.

It’s back to big bang time as Gruber gives the order to blow the roof, intending to cover his escape with the contents of the vault. McClane manages to get the hostages out of the way in time but can’t do anything to save the FBI agents in the helicopter who are taking pot shots at him. We had the theme of claustrophobia earlier on, now we’ve got vertigo to deal with. Could you throw yourself off the thirty-fifth floor of a building that’s about to explode, only tied to the roof with a fire hose?

What’s better than tricking the bad guy into thinking you haven’t got a gun, then shooting him and sending him tumbling out of the window? Why not deliver a clever catchphrase at the same time? It’s very cool in a James Bond kind of way but the writers created a rod for their own backs by feeling the need to include it in the other movies. Parts two and three could have done without the line but at the end of Die Hard it closes the book on the relationship between McClane and Gruber. Before Gruber falls, Holly has to lose her Rolex to save her life, a neat metaphor for abandoning the life that’s kept her and John apart. There’s not a lot of deeper meaning to be found in the Die Hard series but this is a neat inclusion.

Never mind that we last saw Karl hanging from a chain inside the building, seemingly as dead as his brother. Somehow he got outside and was reborn, still with his machine gun in his hand and it’s down to trigger-shy Sergeant Al Powell to save the day. It’s the first emotional pay-off of many at the end of the movie and necessary to complete Powell’s character arc and redeem him for shooting a kid years before. After talking on a radio for the whole movie, it’s predictable that he would have to do something heroic and even though this is a stock horror movie ending, it works for Powell.

William Atherton took so much stick in real life for his performance as sanitation officer Walter Peck in Ghostbusters (according to Harold Ramis on the DVD commentary people would shout “Yo, dickless!” at him on a regular basis) that it’s surprising to see him crop up four years later as essentially the same character. His meddling with McClane’s family to get a scoop almost gets John and Holly killed so there’s a great emotional pay-off at the end of the film when Holly punches him. His acceptance of his sleazy hack status is confirmed with the line “Did you get that?” to his camerman.
Even though I’m a fan of Die Hard 2, I do think it’s the weakest of the three and it’s no surprise that there are fewer memorable moments in the first sequel than in the other two movies. Renny Harlin, bless him, does his best back in the day when he could still deliver the goods, but the plot is pretty much a re-hash of the original with William Atherton and Bonny Bedelia cropping up again, either through contractual obligation or a lack of imagination by the screenwriters. However, it’s worth noting that the Die Hard movies are all set at Christmas and this is the only one with snow.

Also known as ‘that bit with the guy out of Terminator 2’. McClane has to crawl through a ventilation shaft (ring any bells?) to stop a team of bad guys killing an armed team who are escorting a comms expert to re-configure the antenna so the airport’s tower can talk to the planes above them. It’s business as usual for Die Hard but we’re given that little bit extra with McClane stuck under scaffolding, trying to reach a gun on the moving walkway before the last bad guy does him in.

This is the reason why Die Hard 2 has one of the highest movie body counts. Death from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey lowers ground level on the landing systems and crashes a plane to teach everyone a lesson for trying to fiddle with the antenna. Would the makers of a popcorn movie try a scene like this nowadays? Maybe, maybe not, but you can guarantee this will never be shown as an in-flight movie. A shot of an old woman on the plane before it crashes is meant to make us think it’s the plane that Holly is flying on, but dodgy editing and obviously different set dressing make this attempt to add extra emotion to the scene falls flat.

Looking back, there are a lot of big explosions in Die Hard 2 and this one was the money shot for the trailer. Trapped in a plane and surrounded by bad guys throwing grenades at him, McClane straps himself into the pilot’s seat and pulls the ejection lever just before the plane blows up. The shot of McClane flying through the air looks a bit dated now but it’s an exciting scene and for once, Harlin pulls it out of the bag. However, McClane's comedy quip after he lands is one of the low points of the screenplay.

Just when you thought you might have had enough exploding planes, here’s one more to round off the first sequel. Would snow soaked with aeroplane fuel ignite and blow up a plane that had already taken off? Again, it doesn’t really matter because it’s time for McClane to deliver his catchphrase and save the day. The final moments after he does are very similar to the end of Die Hard but the celebrations don’t sit as well with me this time. After all, a hell of a lot more people have died in this movie and everyone seems a bit too happy for my liking.
John McTiernan returns to directing duties and delivers are return to form with a vengeance. No longer stuck in a building, McClane’s job is to stop a bomb going off in a New York school, set by Hans Gruber’s brother, Simon. With puzzles set by Jeremy Irons’ bad guy, this is a thinking-man’s action movie and I have just one complaint with part three…

Die Hard With A Vengeance lays on the theme of racial tension too thick for my liking. Now, I didn’t live in the Big Apple in 1995 and I know the NYPD have a shady reputation, but Samuel L Jackson’s character’s overt ‘reverse’ racism is jarring and an unnecessary addition to the film. His character arc is to learn to cooperate with a white man after telling his nephews not to let white people help them, but Jackson is better than the source material and it’s testament to his acting that Zeus remains a likeable character.
The movie opens with a hung-over McClane being challenged by Simon to stand in the middle of Harlem wearing an offensive sandwich board and the events to come are summed up by Jackson’s line “You are about to have a very bad day”. In a blink-and-you’ll miss it shot, the old lady who sees McClane when he gets out of the police van is the same old lady that Eddie Murphy gives the expensive earrings to in Coming to America. I’ve no idea if this is a reference to that New York movie but I like to think it is.

We’re dealing with a bad guy who uses binary liquid bombs that have to mix together before they can be triggered and… Are you keeping up here? Using fancy bomb technology in a movie means you have to get the device exposition out of the way as quickly as possible early on if you want the audience to stay awake. Luckily for us, we’ve got Charlie to help us out. Maybe it’s because I’m a bit of a geek myself, but I’ve always got a soft spot for geeky characters. Charlie doesn’t get much screen time but he’s a well-written character that (almost) gets his moment of heroism later on and here he shows us how the technology works that is central to the movie with a combination of suspense and humour.

One year before Die Hard With A Vengeance, Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson both starred in a little movie called Pulp Fiction. This line is a nice reference to the song that Bruce Willis sings along to as Butch but it’s delivered in such a throwaway style that you’ll miss it if you haven’t seen Quentin Tarantino’s movie. That might seem obvious but in so many supposed comedies and spoofs, references are made in such a heavy-handed way that you know it’s there whether you’ve seen the source of inspiration or not. I’d rather watch these five seconds of screen time over and over again than any number of Scary Movies.

Got to get across ninety blocks of New York traffic to stop a bomb going off on a subway train? Easy, just nick off with a taxi and drive through the park, then call in an ambulance to follow to carve through the gridlock. It’s a long, exciting journey and goes out of its way to throw in credible facts about New York (e.g. it wouldn’t have been possible to follow an ambulance all the way to Wall Street because of the way the hospital districts are organised). The only problem with this scene is that the journey is intended to be impossible but Zeus actually makes it to their destination on time. If McClane had been with him, what excuse would Gruber have had for setting off the bomb?

Again, you might be watching a movie full of explosions and gunfights but this is the scene that will have you talking long after the credits have rolled. To stop a bomb going off, McClane and Zeus have to measure out exactly four gallons of water using a three gallon jug and a five gallon jug. The best thing about this scene is that you don’t get the answer, only part of it, and it’s up to you to work out the rest. Have you worked it out yet? If not and you’re anything like me, it’ll be bugging you for ages.

So the bad guys are sailing away with trucks full of Federal Reserve gold and you find yourself on a bridge above the ship. What do you do? That’s right; you hook the winch on the front of your SUV onto the boat and try to climb down. It’s probably the dumbest idea McClane’s ever had and it’s no surprise when they fall from a great height but the guy standing on the boat probably wasn’t expecting to be sliced in half by the winch cable.

Instead of McClane and Gruber facing off on the boat full of gold, we get a showdown between them at a port on the Canadian border. This sequence feels a little tacked-on but true to form, McClane saves the day by getting an electrical cable caught in the blades of Gruber’s helicopter. The movie ends with our hero calling his estranged wife Holly and now, twelve years on, we’re about to find out what’s next for Lieutenant John McClane…
Editorial by Scott McKenzie
Die Hard
Here we have it: the first and best of the bunch. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of the whole series, but parts two and three follow the structure and conventions laid down in part one. But Die Hard isn’t just a great action movie; it defined a whole new sub-genre of action movies. Without Die Hard, we wouldn’t have been ‘treated’ to the slew of terrorists (usually with European accents) taking over a <blank> movies: Die Hard on a plane ( Executive Decision, Air Force One), Die Hard in a school ( Toy Soldiers), Die Hard at an ice hockey game ( Sudden Death) or Die Hard in a British council estate ( Down Time). In an ironic twist, the production of Steven Seagal’s Under Siege ( Die Hard on a boat) even held up the production of the third film in the series because of the similarities in the screenplays at the time. The fact of the matter is that Die Hard is one of the most influential action movies ever made, which is why it has more memorable moments than any other movie in the series.

1. You’re just going to have to kill me
Die Hard gets its first twist in early. The terrorists that have taken over the Nakatomi tower aren’t actually terrorists—they’re common thieves (sorry, exceptional thieves) who are after the contents of the vault. Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber is one of my favourite bad guys and his performance here echoes throughout his other roles throughout his career, especially in Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves and as Snape in the Harry Potter series. Director John McTiernan also sets the R-rated tone early on by despatching Nakatomi big cheese Mr Takagi with a gratuitous shot of his brains hitting the glass door behind him. It’s this point that tells us we’re in for a macho movie that doesn’t hold back when the blood starts flowing.

2. Now I have a machine gun… ho ho ho
John McClane sends the dead body of his first victim down in the lift with a message for Gruber. He incurs the wrath of not only the leader of the bad guys but also big blond badass Karl, whose brother he’s just killed. This is one of the reasons why John McClane is such a well-loved character. Rather than just dumping the body for the bad guys to find, his sense of humour turns Die Hard into a battle of wits between McClane and Gruber as well as a battle of one man against a building full of men with machine guns.

3. Now I know what a TV dinner feels like
With an angry Karl and his squad of henchmen hot on his heels and no lift to jump on to help his escape, McClane is left with no choice but to hide in the ventilation system. Think of your favourite action movies and there’s a good chance one or more of them include a scene of someone crawling through a plumbing system or ventilation shafts. It works so well because it doubles up on claustrophobia and asks the viewer to question what they would do in this situation. Not only are you stuck in a building full of terrorists but you’ve got to sneak around by crawling through a metal tube that’s only as wide as you are.

4. I must have missed 60 Minutes
It’s always good to see an asshole get his comeuppance and in Die Hard this happens three times: Ellis, Robert Davi's Agent Johnson and reporter Dick Thornburg. Thinking he can save the day and ride off into the sunset with McClane’s wife, Nakatomi smoothie Ellis tries to get McClane to turn himself in but only ends up on the ever-growing stack of dead bodies. Not only does he take recreational drugs and fancy himself as a ladies’ man, he thinks he can use his hard-sell tricks to solve every tough situation and gets what's coming to him. A valuable lesson for salesmen the world over, I reckon.

5. You should be on f_____g TV with that accent
Our hero finally comes face to face with Gruber, who tries (unsuccessfully) to convince McClane that he’s an escaped hostage. The camera work goes all diagonal in the most tense scene in the movie as the two nemeses try to outwit each other and McClane tries to find out why Gruber wants the detonators so badly if he’s already used all the explosives. In a movie filled with gunshots and big bangs, this scene tones down the action and adds a dose of intelligence that is often sorely lacking from the action genre.
At just ten years old I was too young to catch Die Hard on its cinema release in 1988 and the first time I saw it was when it was shown on terrestrial TV in the UK in 1992. The only problem with this is that at the time, ITV were a bit over-the-top with their cutting and dubbing, and in a movie filled with violence and bad language, they felt they had to butcher the movie. One of the most heinous crimes was to dub McClane’s f-words with some bloke doing a terrible impersonation and because I watched my recorded video of TV-friendly Die Hard until the tape wore out, I’m forever haunted by the sound of “You think I’m really stupid, Hans” in the back of my mind, no matter how many times I watch it now.

6. Blow the roof
It’s back to big bang time as Gruber gives the order to blow the roof, intending to cover his escape with the contents of the vault. McClane manages to get the hostages out of the way in time but can’t do anything to save the FBI agents in the helicopter who are taking pot shots at him. We had the theme of claustrophobia earlier on, now we’ve got vertigo to deal with. Could you throw yourself off the thirty-fifth floor of a building that’s about to explode, only tied to the roof with a fire hose?

7. Yippee-ki-yay #1
What’s better than tricking the bad guy into thinking you haven’t got a gun, then shooting him and sending him tumbling out of the window? Why not deliver a clever catchphrase at the same time? It’s very cool in a James Bond kind of way but the writers created a rod for their own backs by feeling the need to include it in the other movies. Parts two and three could have done without the line but at the end of Die Hard it closes the book on the relationship between McClane and Gruber. Before Gruber falls, Holly has to lose her Rolex to save her life, a neat metaphor for abandoning the life that’s kept her and John apart. There’s not a lot of deeper meaning to be found in the Die Hard series but this is a neat inclusion.

8. Powell saves the day
Never mind that we last saw Karl hanging from a chain inside the building, seemingly as dead as his brother. Somehow he got outside and was reborn, still with his machine gun in his hand and it’s down to trigger-shy Sergeant Al Powell to save the day. It’s the first emotional pay-off of many at the end of the movie and necessary to complete Powell’s character arc and redeem him for shooting a kid years before. After talking on a radio for the whole movie, it’s predictable that he would have to do something heroic and even though this is a stock horror movie ending, it works for Powell.

9. Did you get that?
William Atherton took so much stick in real life for his performance as sanitation officer Walter Peck in Ghostbusters (according to Harold Ramis on the DVD commentary people would shout “Yo, dickless!” at him on a regular basis) that it’s surprising to see him crop up four years later as essentially the same character. His meddling with McClane’s family to get a scoop almost gets John and Holly killed so there’s a great emotional pay-off at the end of the film when Holly punches him. His acceptance of his sleazy hack status is confirmed with the line “Did you get that?” to his camerman.
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Even though I’m a fan of Die Hard 2, I do think it’s the weakest of the three and it’s no surprise that there are fewer memorable moments in the first sequel than in the other two movies. Renny Harlin, bless him, does his best back in the day when he could still deliver the goods, but the plot is pretty much a re-hash of the original with William Atherton and Bonny Bedelia cropping up again, either through contractual obligation or a lack of imagination by the screenwriters. However, it’s worth noting that the Die Hard movies are all set at Christmas and this is the only one with snow.

10. Gunfight at the Annex Skywalk
Also known as ‘that bit with the guy out of Terminator 2’. McClane has to crawl through a ventilation shaft (ring any bells?) to stop a team of bad guys killing an armed team who are escorting a comms expert to re-configure the antenna so the airport’s tower can talk to the planes above them. It’s business as usual for Die Hard but we’re given that little bit extra with McClane stuck under scaffolding, trying to reach a gun on the moving walkway before the last bad guy does him in.

11. We’ve got you
This is the reason why Die Hard 2 has one of the highest movie body counts. Death from Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey lowers ground level on the landing systems and crashes a plane to teach everyone a lesson for trying to fiddle with the antenna. Would the makers of a popcorn movie try a scene like this nowadays? Maybe, maybe not, but you can guarantee this will never be shown as an in-flight movie. A shot of an old woman on the plane before it crashes is meant to make us think it’s the plane that Holly is flying on, but dodgy editing and obviously different set dressing make this attempt to add extra emotion to the scene falls flat.

12. Whoah... oh s___!
Looking back, there are a lot of big explosions in Die Hard 2 and this one was the money shot for the trailer. Trapped in a plane and surrounded by bad guys throwing grenades at him, McClane straps himself into the pilot’s seat and pulls the ejection lever just before the plane blows up. The shot of McClane flying through the air looks a bit dated now but it’s an exciting scene and for once, Harlin pulls it out of the bag. However, McClane's comedy quip after he lands is one of the low points of the screenplay.

13. Yippe-ki-yay #2
Just when you thought you might have had enough exploding planes, here’s one more to round off the first sequel. Would snow soaked with aeroplane fuel ignite and blow up a plane that had already taken off? Again, it doesn’t really matter because it’s time for McClane to deliver his catchphrase and save the day. The final moments after he does are very similar to the end of Die Hard but the celebrations don’t sit as well with me this time. After all, a hell of a lot more people have died in this movie and everyone seems a bit too happy for my liking.
Die Hard With A Vengeance
John McTiernan returns to directing duties and delivers are return to form with a vengeance. No longer stuck in a building, McClane’s job is to stop a bomb going off in a New York school, set by Hans Gruber’s brother, Simon. With puzzles set by Jeremy Irons’ bad guy, this is a thinking-man’s action movie and I have just one complaint with part three…

14. I hate n_____s
Die Hard With A Vengeance lays on the theme of racial tension too thick for my liking. Now, I didn’t live in the Big Apple in 1995 and I know the NYPD have a shady reputation, but Samuel L Jackson’s character’s overt ‘reverse’ racism is jarring and an unnecessary addition to the film. His character arc is to learn to cooperate with a white man after telling his nephews not to let white people help them, but Jackson is better than the source material and it’s testament to his acting that Zeus remains a likeable character.
The movie opens with a hung-over McClane being challenged by Simon to stand in the middle of Harlem wearing an offensive sandwich board and the events to come are summed up by Jackson’s line “You are about to have a very bad day”. In a blink-and-you’ll miss it shot, the old lady who sees McClane when he gets out of the police van is the same old lady that Eddie Murphy gives the expensive earrings to in Coming to America. I’ve no idea if this is a reference to that New York movie but I like to think it is.

15. Very cool stuff
We’re dealing with a bad guy who uses binary liquid bombs that have to mix together before they can be triggered and… Are you keeping up here? Using fancy bomb technology in a movie means you have to get the device exposition out of the way as quickly as possible early on if you want the audience to stay awake. Luckily for us, we’ve got Charlie to help us out. Maybe it’s because I’m a bit of a geek myself, but I’ve always got a soft spot for geeky characters. Charlie doesn’t get much screen time but he’s a well-written character that (almost) gets his moment of heroism later on and here he shows us how the technology works that is central to the movie with a combination of suspense and humour.

16. I was working on a nice fat suspension, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
One year before Die Hard With A Vengeance, Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson both starred in a little movie called Pulp Fiction. This line is a nice reference to the song that Bruce Willis sings along to as Butch but it’s delivered in such a throwaway style that you’ll miss it if you haven’t seen Quentin Tarantino’s movie. That might seem obvious but in so many supposed comedies and spoofs, references are made in such a heavy-handed way that you know it’s there whether you’ve seen the source of inspiration or not. I’d rather watch these five seconds of screen time over and over again than any number of Scary Movies.

17. Are you aiming for these people?
Got to get across ninety blocks of New York traffic to stop a bomb going off on a subway train? Easy, just nick off with a taxi and drive through the park, then call in an ambulance to follow to carve through the gridlock. It’s a long, exciting journey and goes out of its way to throw in credible facts about New York (e.g. it wouldn’t have been possible to follow an ambulance all the way to Wall Street because of the way the hospital districts are organised). The only problem with this scene is that the journey is intended to be impossible but Zeus actually makes it to their destination on time. If McClane had been with him, what excuse would Gruber have had for setting off the bomb?

18. What has four legs and is always ready to travel?
Again, you might be watching a movie full of explosions and gunfights but this is the scene that will have you talking long after the credits have rolled. To stop a bomb going off, McClane and Zeus have to measure out exactly four gallons of water using a three gallon jug and a five gallon jug. The best thing about this scene is that you don’t get the answer, only part of it, and it’s up to you to work out the rest. Have you worked it out yet? If not and you’re anything like me, it’ll be bugging you for ages.

19. I'm glad you talked me out of jumping
So the bad guys are sailing away with trucks full of Federal Reserve gold and you find yourself on a bridge above the ship. What do you do? That’s right; you hook the winch on the front of your SUV onto the boat and try to climb down. It’s probably the dumbest idea McClane’s ever had and it’s no surprise when they fall from a great height but the guy standing on the boat probably wasn’t expecting to be sliced in half by the winch cable.

20. Yippee-ki-yay #3
Instead of McClane and Gruber facing off on the boat full of gold, we get a showdown between them at a port on the Canadian border. This sequence feels a little tacked-on but true to form, McClane saves the day by getting an electrical cable caught in the blades of Gruber’s helicopter. The movie ends with our hero calling his estranged wife Holly and now, twelve years on, we’re about to find out what’s next for Lieutenant John McClane…
Editorial by Scott McKenzie
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A few lines that didn't make the cut on this list...
Die Hard -
John McClane: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.
[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No f**king s**t, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
John McClane: Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.
John McClane: Welcome to the party pal.
Die Hard 2 -
John McClane: Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the s**t in your brains?
[under his breath]
John McClane: Fat f**k
[McClane is forced to crawl through yet another ventilation system]
John McClane: Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a f**kin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherf**kin' tin can.
Die Hard 3 -
FBI agent: Have you been followed at all during the last few days? Any suspicious phone calls? Any kind of surveillance at all? Anything?
John McClane: Well, now that you mention it, I have, sort of, been feeling this burning sensation between my toes.
Zeus: What the f**k are you doin'?
John McClane: Interrogatin' him.
Zeus: Well, what's he gonna tell you, "I'm dead"?
John McClane: Well, I ain't gonna know 'til I ask him, am I?
Simon: I want you and the Samaritan at the corner of 72nd and Broadway in fifteen minutes. You understand?
John McClane: Yeah, I understand. I understand that you're a f**king wacko who likes to play kids' games.
Simon: Hahdly.
John McClane: [imitating Simon] Hahdly? Well, what have you got against me anyway? What did I bring you in for? Shoplifting? Purse-snatching?
[pauses and puts hand over the receiver]
John McClane: Cross-dressing?
Simon: You c... c... couldn't c... c... catch me if I stole your ch... ch... chair with you in it!
John McClane: My ch... ch... chair with me in it? Well, Simon, why are you trying to k... k... k... kill me?
[Simon is in one of the dumptrucks driving gold through the unfinished aqueduct]
Simon: [on a phone] Rear guard, you can close up now.
[pauses, not getting an answer]
Simon: We've reached the dam, you can come up now...
[pauses again, no answer]
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, f**k-head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's 13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
Simon: [on the phone] How colorful.
Die Hard -
John McClane: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.
[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No f**king s**t, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
John McClane: Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.
John McClane: Welcome to the party pal.
Die Hard 2 -
John McClane: Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the s**t in your brains?
[under his breath]
John McClane: Fat f**k
[McClane is forced to crawl through yet another ventilation system]
John McClane: Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a f**kin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherf**kin' tin can.
Die Hard 3 -
FBI agent: Have you been followed at all during the last few days? Any suspicious phone calls? Any kind of surveillance at all? Anything?
John McClane: Well, now that you mention it, I have, sort of, been feeling this burning sensation between my toes.
Zeus: What the f**k are you doin'?
John McClane: Interrogatin' him.
Zeus: Well, what's he gonna tell you, "I'm dead"?
John McClane: Well, I ain't gonna know 'til I ask him, am I?
Simon: I want you and the Samaritan at the corner of 72nd and Broadway in fifteen minutes. You understand?
John McClane: Yeah, I understand. I understand that you're a f**king wacko who likes to play kids' games.
Simon: Hahdly.
John McClane: [imitating Simon] Hahdly? Well, what have you got against me anyway? What did I bring you in for? Shoplifting? Purse-snatching?
[pauses and puts hand over the receiver]
John McClane: Cross-dressing?
Simon: You c... c... couldn't c... c... catch me if I stole your ch... ch... chair with you in it!
John McClane: My ch... ch... chair with me in it? Well, Simon, why are you trying to k... k... k... kill me?
[Simon is in one of the dumptrucks driving gold through the unfinished aqueduct]
Simon: [on a phone] Rear guard, you can close up now.
[pauses, not getting an answer]
Simon: We've reached the dam, you can come up now...
[pauses again, no answer]
Simon: Nils? You can close in now. Nils?
John McClane: [on the guard's phone] Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, f**k-head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
Simon: [on the phone] John... in the back of the truck you're driving, there's 13 billon dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?
John McClane: [on the phone] Yeah, I got a deal for you. Come out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
Simon: [on the phone] How colorful.
I heard that you don't have to see all 3 Die Hard films in order to see "Live Free or Die Hard," but I might want to in case of any help...or maybe not. I will see those movies, though.
Another couple of favourites are from DH.
The two FBI's Johnson's line, '...no relation' always makes me chuckle as does the line about 'getting some more FBI guys' after they are blown up in the helicopter.
Also from DH. The pin ups, 'Girls' as McClane is finding his way between floors.
James Tully. You mentioned Alan Rickman's accent. I have the same thing when ever I need to say 'Ladies and Gentlemen', 'You will be witnesses' or 'Where are my detonators?'
From DH3 my favourite shot has to be McClane 'dump truck surfing' and the resulting water shoot into the air for sheer movie stoopidity. But in a good way.
Other quote's. 'That was my gold bar' and 'Damn, this is heavy'.
Simon. 'Said Simple Simon to the pie man give me your pies, or I'll cave your head in'.
McClane. 'Big jolly fat guy with a snowy white beard. Surprised you didn't see him'. Whille shooting bad guy through truck door.
Another small detail I always liked in 3 was to do with sound. When McClane is in the tunnel (before the flooding) after he closes the truck door he hears a noise so he presses on the truck door again to mak sure it wasn't just the door flexing. We all know that was the moment the dam holding the water back was just blown but even though McClane can't know what's coming, he knows he heard something a little out of place.
The two FBI's Johnson's line, '...no relation' always makes me chuckle as does the line about 'getting some more FBI guys' after they are blown up in the helicopter.
Also from DH. The pin ups, 'Girls' as McClane is finding his way between floors.
James Tully. You mentioned Alan Rickman's accent. I have the same thing when ever I need to say 'Ladies and Gentlemen', 'You will be witnesses' or 'Where are my detonators?'
From DH3 my favourite shot has to be McClane 'dump truck surfing' and the resulting water shoot into the air for sheer movie stoopidity. But in a good way.
Other quote's. 'That was my gold bar' and 'Damn, this is heavy'.
Simon. 'Said Simple Simon to the pie man give me your pies, or I'll cave your head in'.
McClane. 'Big jolly fat guy with a snowy white beard. Surprised you didn't see him'. Whille shooting bad guy through truck door.
Another small detail I always liked in 3 was to do with sound. When McClane is in the tunnel (before the flooding) after he closes the truck door he hears a noise so he presses on the truck door again to mak sure it wasn't just the door flexing. We all know that was the moment the dam holding the water back was just blown but even though McClane can't know what's coming, he knows he heard something a little out of place.
Hans Gruber rules! I think Rickman is one of the underrated actors of our time. Nothing beats DH1, but 3 was good and 2 is pretty good, though I can't watch it without flinching slightly when the plane explods.
Thumbs of for the revelation of the song! I saw PF but it never registered with me.
Thumbs of for the revelation of the song! I saw PF but it never registered with me.
Frank The Rabbit wrote: 1. Fill the 5G jug all the way.
2. Pour 3 gallons out into the 3G jug. Leaving 2 gallons in the 5G jug.
3. Dump out the 3G jug.
4. Pour the 2 gallons still in the 5G jug into the 3G jug. This leaves space for 1 more gallon in the 3G jug.
5. Fill the 5G jug all the way again.
6. Pour 1 gallon from the 5G jug into the 3G jug. This leaves you with 4 gallons in the 5G jug.
YAY!!!!
It's funny, becuase right before I rented Die Hard: WAV, I played the video game Tomb Raider IV: The Last Revelation and there were two puzzles that involved this same concept. One of the puzzles had the same measurements, except it involved water-skins, not plastic jugs.
I LOVE the orignal Die Hard. 2 is okay, and WAV is almost as good as the first. Have to wait for DVD for LFoDH.
2. Pour 3 gallons out into the 3G jug. Leaving 2 gallons in the 5G jug.
3. Dump out the 3G jug.
4. Pour the 2 gallons still in the 5G jug into the 3G jug. This leaves space for 1 more gallon in the 3G jug.
5. Fill the 5G jug all the way again.
6. Pour 1 gallon from the 5G jug into the 3G jug. This leaves you with 4 gallons in the 5G jug.
YAY!!!!
It's funny, becuase right before I rented Die Hard: WAV, I played the video game Tomb Raider IV: The Last Revelation and there were two puzzles that involved this same concept. One of the puzzles had the same measurements, except it involved water-skins, not plastic jugs.
I LOVE the orignal Die Hard. 2 is okay, and WAV is almost as good as the first. Have to wait for DVD for LFoDH.
With regards to 7. Yippee-ki-yay #1. Hans says it at the end, not McClane.
Nice article.
Nice article.
Who's way is actually longer...
Tyler Foster,
Your way is also correct but it's not at all shorter. Your way requires you fill the 3 gallon jug 3 times (total of 9 gallons), you transfer a total of 9 gallons between jugs and dump out 5 gallons. That's a total of 23 gallons of water filled/changed/dumped.
The way the other posters described required the 5 gallon jug be filled only twice (10 gallons), only 6 gallons be transferred between jugs and only 3 gallons get dumped - for a total of 19 gallons.
Assuming the mouth of both jugs is the same and the water flow is the same for all the fills your method takes a longer time to complete.
Your way is also correct but it's not at all shorter. Your way requires you fill the 3 gallon jug 3 times (total of 9 gallons), you transfer a total of 9 gallons between jugs and dump out 5 gallons. That's a total of 23 gallons of water filled/changed/dumped.
The way the other posters described required the 5 gallon jug be filled only twice (10 gallons), only 6 gallons be transferred between jugs and only 3 gallons get dumped - for a total of 19 gallons.
Assuming the mouth of both jugs is the same and the water flow is the same for all the fills your method takes a longer time to complete.
sildu wrote: I love the Die Hard films as well. But for my money Die Hard 2 has always been the best of the bunch. Nothing beats it.
I don't like it the best, but I think it gets a bad rap. I don't think it's the worst Die Hard. I thought it was pretty fun, and I always watch it during the Holidays.
I probably enjoyed With a Vengence the least out of all four films....
I don't like it the best, but I think it gets a bad rap. I don't think it's the worst Die Hard. I thought it was pretty fun, and I always watch it during the Holidays.
I probably enjoyed With a Vengence the least out of all four films....
My favorite scene in the trilogy is probably the elevator shootout. It's so quick but so cool.
I love the Die Hard films as well. But for my money Die Hard 2 has always been the best of the bunch. Nothing beats it.
what about Atheron's character getting shocked by the stun gun (by Holly) on the plane in DH2?
I loved DH4- better than 2.
I loved DH4- better than 2.
canaryfarmer wrote:
Other scenes I would have added:
-McClane opening fire on Dennis Franz with the blanks to get his point across that there's been a double cross in DH2
-Icepick to the eye in DH2. Eww.
-Elevator shootout in DH3. Very quick, very brutal, especially for Otto.
Couldnt agree more on these ones, totally classic scenes. The elevator scene is great, and the Dennis Franz shooting scene is class. "McClane, you are completely around the f-ing bend, and you know something else, you're under arrest you MF!" Class!
Other scenes I would have added:
-McClane opening fire on Dennis Franz with the blanks to get his point across that there's been a double cross in DH2
-Icepick to the eye in DH2. Eww.
-Elevator shootout in DH3. Very quick, very brutal, especially for Otto.
Couldnt agree more on these ones, totally classic scenes. The elevator scene is great, and the Dennis Franz shooting scene is class. "McClane, you are completely around the f-ing bend, and you know something else, you're under arrest you MF!" Class!
pitdeadite and canaryfarmer mentioned my favs, but I'm kinda a gore hound...
I like Alan Rickman in Die Hard when he tries to use the Yippee kayay catchphrase. Whenever i say it now, I say it in that accent!
Saw Die Hard 4, Thought it was great. So ridiculous but really good fun.
Saw Die Hard 4, Thought it was great. So ridiculous but really good fun.
I love the "I hate n....." moment from the third one. one of the most suspenful things I've ever seen in a movie
Two of my favorite moments from the 1st film not on the list...
"Next time you try to kill someone, don't hesitate."
And, "Welcome to the party, pal!" After McClane dumps the body onto Carl Winslow's car.
"Next time you try to kill someone, don't hesitate."
And, "Welcome to the party, pal!" After McClane dumps the body onto Carl Winslow's car.
my little nit picky complaints
-you imply the "yippee" line is used at the end of the first movie, but its actually used pretty early on. if i'm correct its even during john and gruber's first walkie talkie conversation.
-only the first two take place at christmas, the third takes place in the summertime.
but other than that...cool article....as for the extreme racism thing, sadly thats pretty acurate with some black men, especially those living in the "bad" parts of a city. it personally never bothered me because sam jackson is the master at playing the "angry black man" lol
oh oh and i wanna say like those others, i too love the shot in Vengeance when he spins the car...i dont know if its the camerawork but its just a cool scene, gives me goosebumps to this day when seeing it.
-you imply the "yippee" line is used at the end of the first movie, but its actually used pretty early on. if i'm correct its even during john and gruber's first walkie talkie conversation.
-only the first two take place at christmas, the third takes place in the summertime.
but other than that...cool article....as for the extreme racism thing, sadly thats pretty acurate with some black men, especially those living in the "bad" parts of a city. it personally never bothered me because sam jackson is the master at playing the "angry black man" lol
oh oh and i wanna say like those others, i too love the shot in Vengeance when he spins the car...i dont know if its the camerawork but its just a cool scene, gives me goosebumps to this day when seeing it.
I've always loved DH: The script is excellent, as is Willis but equally so is Alan Rickman. He's a perfect villian to Willis' hero. The setting solely in a claustrophobic building works tremendosuly.
DH2 is pretty good but as Scott says it's really a rehash of DH. I can't think of anything particularly worth remembering about it.
DH3 I've not seen for so long, and then only in bits. I should give it a proper chance.
DH2 is pretty good but as Scott says it's really a rehash of DH. I can't think of anything particularly worth remembering about it.
DH3 I've not seen for so long, and then only in bits. I should give it a proper chance.
To Frank the Rabbit:
THANK YOU!!!!! The answer to that has been driving me crazy foe years!
THANK YOU!!!!! The answer to that has been driving me crazy foe years!
People keep presenting the longer way (which is I guess what the movie presents). The simple way is to fill the three gallon jug, put it in the five gallon jug, then fill the three gallon jug again and fill the five gallon jug with it. One gallon left in the three gallon jug. Dump out the five, put the one in the five, then fill the three up again and add it into the five and you've got four gallons.
I thought the fourth was great. Sure, it's tonally different from the other three (mainly in that it's TOTALLY unrealistic, not at all grounded) but I guess all I wanted was to see Bruce Willis kick ass in a well-done action movie and so the film delivered. If you're looking for more, you might be less thrilled than I was.
I thought the fourth was great. Sure, it's tonally different from the other three (mainly in that it's TOTALLY unrealistic, not at all grounded) but I guess all I wanted was to see Bruce Willis kick ass in a well-done action movie and so the film delivered. If you're looking for more, you might be less thrilled than I was.
Awesome list, Scott! I find the Die Hard trilogy to be the best action trilogy that Hollywood has offered. We need more action movies like that, not counting the knock-offs or retreads, either.
1. Fill the 5G jug all the way.
2. Pour 3 gallons out into the 3G jug. Leaving 2 gallons in the 5G jug.
3. Dump out the 3G jug.
4. Pour the 2 gallons still in the 5G jug into the 3G jug. This leaves space for 1 more gallon in the 3G jug.
5. Fill the 5G jug all the way again.
6. Pour 1 gallon from the 5G jug into the 3G jug. This leaves you with 4 gallons in the 5G jug.
YAY!!!!
2. Pour 3 gallons out into the 3G jug. Leaving 2 gallons in the 5G jug.
3. Dump out the 3G jug.
4. Pour the 2 gallons still in the 5G jug into the 3G jug. This leaves space for 1 more gallon in the 3G jug.
5. Fill the 5G jug all the way again.
6. Pour 1 gallon from the 5G jug into the 3G jug. This leaves you with 4 gallons in the 5G jug.
YAY!!!!
scottmck wrote: Yeah, I've got the first 6-disc R1 set that came out ages ago. The edge enhancement is pretty bad, especially on DHWAV. Not sure if any of the more recent sets are an improvement.
They're not. Exact same transfers for all 3 films.
They're not. Exact same transfers for all 3 films.
Quote: but some of them you won't agree with so keep the comments friendly! Sounds like a challenge, Scott! 
But seriously great 'blog'. Poor old William Atherton, he seems to get all the 'loser' parts but he plays them so well.
But seriously great 'blog'. Poor old William Atherton, he seems to get all the 'loser' parts but he plays them so well.
Squeek81 wrote: Nice read, Look at the screen shots for Vengeance, what a terrible transfer (are you listening fox cause i know you like to double dip?) Loved the credits and intro for Vengeance, but part one is the best by a long shot.
Yeah, I've got the first 6-disc R1 set that came out ages ago. The edge enhancement is pretty bad, especially on DHWAV. Not sure if any of the more recent sets are an improvement.
Yeah, I've got the first 6-disc R1 set that came out ages ago. The edge enhancement is pretty bad, especially on DHWAV. Not sure if any of the more recent sets are an improvement.
Nice read, Look at the screen shots for Vengeance, what a terrible transfer (are you listening fox cause i know you like to double dip?) Loved the credits and intro for Vengeance, but part one is the best by a long shot.
I also like in DHWAV when Willis keeps calling Jackson Jesus (hey zeus) and Jackson finally fires back, "Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?!?"
Man, I love these movies.
Man, I love these movies.
All the scenes you guys have mentioned were on th elist but didn't make the cut into the 20!
I saw 4.0 the other day and liked it. It's more of a no-brainer than 1 and 3 but might just top number 2. It's a 24-type storyline but John McClane is the anti-Jack Bauer. Definitely worth a watch and holds its own as a summer action flick. I'd give it 7/10 after one viewing.
I saw 4.0 the other day and liked it. It's more of a no-brainer than 1 and 3 but might just top number 2. It's a 24-type storyline but John McClane is the anti-Jack Bauer. Definitely worth a watch and holds its own as a summer action flick. I'd give it 7/10 after one viewing.
Great list, Scott!
In case there's anyone out there who, 12 years later, still hasn't figured out the jugs yet, here you go:
Fill the 5g jug completely, then pour it's contents into the 3g jug, leaving two gallons in the 5g jug. Empty the 3g jug completely and add in the two gallons remaining in the 5g jug. Now you've got two gallons in the 3g jug and one gallon of empty space. Fill up the 5g jug then fill the 3g jug up the rest of the way. This leaves you with exactly four gallons in the five gallon jug. Viola.
I'm going to see 4.0 tonight and just hope that it will be half as much fun and half as smart as Vengeance was.
In case there's anyone out there who, 12 years later, still hasn't figured out the jugs yet, here you go:
Fill the 5g jug completely, then pour it's contents into the 3g jug, leaving two gallons in the 5g jug. Empty the 3g jug completely and add in the two gallons remaining in the 5g jug. Now you've got two gallons in the 3g jug and one gallon of empty space. Fill up the 5g jug then fill the 3g jug up the rest of the way. This leaves you with exactly four gallons in the five gallon jug. Viola.
I'm going to see 4.0 tonight and just hope that it will be half as much fun and half as smart as Vengeance was.
Gotta agree with pitdeadite, there. That scene is probably my favorite from Vengeance. Otherwise, good list, Scott!
Other scenes I would have added:
-the opening of the vault in DH (set to Ode to Joy): Simply perfect filmmaking
-McClane opening fire on Dennis Franz with the blanks to get his point across that there's been a double cross in DH2
-Icepick to the eye in DH2. Eww.
-Elevator shootout in DH3. Very quick, very brutal, especially for Otto.
Other scenes I would have added:
-the opening of the vault in DH (set to Ode to Joy): Simply perfect filmmaking
-McClane opening fire on Dennis Franz with the blanks to get his point across that there's been a double cross in DH2
-Icepick to the eye in DH2. Eww.
-Elevator shootout in DH3. Very quick, very brutal, especially for Otto.
My favorite moment in the franchise, occurs in Die Hard with a Vengenace. With the anti-lock brakes yanked out, McClane puts his car into a spin. He then unloads onto the guys that were chasing him.
You forgot Die Hard at a beauty pageant(No Contest starring Shannon Tweed),also the other Die Hard on a plane, Passenger 57!
Don't forget Jeremy Irons simple line in Die Hard With A Vengeance (Jackson: Why Kill McClane? Irons: Lifes little bonuses!)
Finally, a question, about Live Free or Die Hard, is there any truth to the rumour that an unrated version of this film will ultimately be released on dvd?
Don't forget Jeremy Irons simple line in Die Hard With A Vengeance (Jackson: Why Kill McClane? Irons: Lifes little bonuses!)
Finally, a question, about Live Free or Die Hard, is there any truth to the rumour that an unrated version of this film will ultimately be released on dvd?

