Anaconda 3: Offspring (US - DVD R1)
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Title: Anaconda 3: Offspring
Starring: David Hasselhoff
Released: 21st October 2008
SRP: $24.96
Further Details:
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has officially announced Anaconda 3: Offspring which stars David Hasselhoff, Crystal Allen, and John Rhys-Davies. The new film will be available to own from the 21st October, and should retail at around $24.96. The film itself will be presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, along with an English Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround track. As far as we know, the only extra material will be a digital copy of the film. We've attached the official package artwork below:
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Starring: David Hasselhoff
Released: 21st October 2008
SRP: $24.96
Further Details:
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has officially announced Anaconda 3: Offspring which stars David Hasselhoff, Crystal Allen, and John Rhys-Davies. The new film will be available to own from the 21st October, and should retail at around $24.96. The film itself will be presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, along with an English Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround track. As far as we know, the only extra material will be a digital copy of the film. We've attached the official package artwork below:
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I couldn't stand more than 10 minutes of the last one.
Anaconda 3? David Hasselhoff? Someone kill me, please.
This was on SciFi Channel this weekend. Holy s**t was it bad. Honestly, a high school kid with a Mac could probably create better CG effects that the turds involved in this flick.
shatnerfan wrote: This was on SciFi Channel this weekend. Holy s**t was it bad. Honestly, a high school kid with a Mac could probably create better CG effects that the turds involved in this flick.
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
so this is what micheal knight does on his retirement...neat. i wonder if he converted KITT into a boat and made Knight Boat become a reality...
Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Knightboat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now.
Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.
Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!
Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.
Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat
Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Knightboat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now.
Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.
Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!
Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.
Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat
Julie wrote:
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
I still like it. not a masterpiece but passes time nicely.
but BEWARE : anaconda 3 is Shot Back-to-Back with ‘Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood’, so s**t keeps coming...
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
I still like it. not a masterpiece but passes time nicely.
but BEWARE : anaconda 3 is Shot Back-to-Back with ‘Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood’, so s**t keeps coming...
Julie wrote:
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
I agree. I just watched it not too long ago, and I couldn't believe how bad it was. The second was an atrocious film. I can't even imagine what this one or the fourth (that is in production) is going to be like.
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
I agree. I just watched it not too long ago, and I couldn't believe how bad it was. The second was an atrocious film. I can't even imagine what this one or the fourth (that is in production) is going to be like.
i12bnmovie wrote: Julie wrote:
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
I agree. I just watched it not too long ago, and I couldn't believe how bad it was. The second was an atrocious film. I can't even imagine what this one or the fourth (that is in production) is going to be like.
I even had the first film on LaserDisc! When I switched to DVDs, Anaconda didn't make it. I can't believe I spent $20 on that LaserDisc.
I can't believe they are making a fourth one. Why do they keep making these films? Is there a huge fanbase or something?
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
I agree. I just watched it not too long ago, and I couldn't believe how bad it was. The second was an atrocious film. I can't even imagine what this one or the fourth (that is in production) is going to be like.
I even had the first film on LaserDisc! When I switched to DVDs, Anaconda didn't make it. I can't believe I spent $20 on that LaserDisc.
I can't believe they are making a fourth one. Why do they keep making these films? Is there a huge fanbase or something?
Wow, this looks super c**ppy.
You now I actually enjoyed the first two Anacondas. Yea they weren't masterpieces but they were fun. Although I wouldn't be surprised if Anaconda 3: Offspring was complete c**p. By the way why is c**p considered a cuss word here?
I have a feeling this is going to be so horrendous it will be great. I'll find a way to see it...
you have got to be kidding me... the first one was horrible.. they had the nerve to make a sequel to that one and now a third one.. its ridiculous to see how desperate movies are becoming... all sequels and no new story lines.
Does hasselhoff have the top 3 buttons on his shirt buttoned up EVER? Even on that c**ppy talent show he judges he's showing grey chest hair.
Giant Snakes and David Hasselhoff!!
I am all over this!! I will try to see if Sci-Fi is re-airing this.
I am all over this!! I will try to see if Sci-Fi is re-airing this.
Julie wrote: shatnerfan wrote: This was on SciFi Channel this weekend. Holy s**t was it bad. Honestly, a high school kid with a Mac could probably create better CG effects that the turds involved in this flick.
At least the first one had some okay actors in it, but overall, I agree that it has not aged well.
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
Squeek81 wrote: Does hasselhoff have the top 3 buttons on his shirt buttoned up EVER? Even on that c**ppy talent show he judges he's showing grey chest hair.
LMAO!!! I'm pretty sure it's a standard part of his acting contracts. I don't know if he does that so you'll actually look or if he uses it as a method to distract from his c**ppy acting (don't get me wrong...I grew up watching the Hoff, but lately the dude is making an ass out of himself).
At least the first one had some okay actors in it, but overall, I agree that it has not aged well.
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!
Squeek81 wrote: Does hasselhoff have the top 3 buttons on his shirt buttoned up EVER? Even on that c**ppy talent show he judges he's showing grey chest hair.
LMAO!!! I'm pretty sure it's a standard part of his acting contracts. I don't know if he does that so you'll actually look or if he uses it as a method to distract from his c**ppy acting (don't get me wrong...I grew up watching the Hoff, but lately the dude is making an ass out of himself).
The Hoff has finally gone below even Steven Seagal....
Worst Nightmare wrote: The Hoff has finally gone below even Steven Seagal....
Good god, is that even attainable???
All The Hoff needs to do is make sure he has a rapper in every movie he does going forward, then he can compete head-to-head with Seagal for whatever the hell that target audience is.
Good god, is that even attainable???
All The Hoff needs to do is make sure he has a rapper in every movie he does going forward, then he can compete head-to-head with Seagal for whatever the hell that target audience is.
LOL.. this is great.
Have I read this right!? David Hasselhoff is in this flick?
LOL, I bet that video Hasselhoff's kid took of him sitting on the floor shirtless, drunk to high heaven, attempting to eat a cheeseburger, is more entertaining than this tripe......
I can't remember a single moment of any of these movies that I enjoyed. Why can't they just make More Snakes on a Plane?
Don't Hassel the Hoff...
lol. so funny reading these comments. His German fans will probably love this film.
what the...
HASSELHOFF!
ooooooooooooooooboy!
ooooooooooooooooboy!
I actually enjoyed the second one. Especially the Anaconda orgy pit when the blonded fell in. It was so sweet. But, yeah, I didn't want to see this on SciFi the other night and so I probably won't rent it either.
MEGA ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I watched this over the weekend on SciFi Channel and it was horrible. The CGI appeared decent the first 3rd of the film but got worse and worst as the film progressed. Maybe by some miracle they'll fix up the CGI for the DVD.
Wow I would rather watch "House of the Dead:The FUnny Version" compared to this...hell I would watch Oprah on the John for two hours then this movie!
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