I'll buy it, but only on Blu-ray!

I'm pretty sure this is a sign of the apocalypse.

"David Hassellhoff in Anacondas 3"?! Hahahahahahahahahaha-- oh. You're not joking.

bobdylan80 wrote: Guys, I AM ACTUALLY German and although I have to say I find the idea of The Hoff being a huge star in Germany absolutely hilariously brilliant...I have to disappoint you. Young people don't even know him and the only successful thing he ever did here was starring in Knight Rider. I know it's a very cool running gag that Germans worship David Hasselhoff and when I was in Canada last year, we had a great time making up stories about it....but he simply is NOT a household name or a big star here in Germany.

If Uwe Boll is not popular there too, I will really like you folks.

BrandonHalim wrote: Who in the right mind would spend $25 for this garbage! It has Walmart $5 DVD bin written all over it.
I give it two weeks after release before it ends up in the $5 bin.

I have a feeling this is gonna be a classic.

I didn't care too much for the first, although the second was a guilty pleasure, and, this one just looked bad.

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Guys, I AM ACTUALLY German and although I have to say I find the idea of The Hoff being a huge star in Germany absolutely hilariously brilliant...I have to disappoint you. Young people don't even know him and the only successful thing he ever did here was starring in Knight Rider. I know it's a very cool running gag that Germans worship David Hasselhoff and when I was in Canada last year, we had a great time making up stories about it....but he simply is NOT a household name or a big star here in Germany.

The first one was good, the second was enjoyable but yea the 3rd film looks like c**p and worse it stars this washed up Baywatch guy.....and on that note I am going to make like David and Hassel Off.

oh but sir it isnt a trilogy its a "Quadriolgy" because a 4th is on the way!

Damn, did David Hasselhoff need the money that bad?!

Wow I would rather watch "House of the Dead:The FUnny Version" compared to this...hell I would watch Oprah on the John for two hours then this movie!

MEGA ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HASSELHOFF!

ooooooooooooooooboy!

lol.  so funny reading these comments.  His German fans will probably love this film.

I can't remember a single moment of any of these movies that I enjoyed. Why can't they just make More Snakes on a Plane?

Have I read this right!?  David Hasselhoff is in this flick?

Worst Nightmare wrote: The Hoff has finally gone below even Steven Seagal....

Good god, is that even attainable???

All The Hoff needs to do is make sure he has a rapper in every movie he does going forward, then he can compete head-to-head with Seagal for whatever the hell that target audience is.

Julie wrote: shatnerfan wrote: This was on SciFi Channel this weekend.  Holy s**t was it bad.  Honestly, a high school kid with a Mac could probably create better CG effects that the turds involved in this flick.


At least the first one had some okay actors in it, but overall, I agree that it has not aged well.

You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!

Squeek81 wrote: Does hasselhoff have the top 3 buttons on his shirt buttoned up EVER? Even on that c**ppy talent show he judges he's showing grey chest hair.  

LMAO!!! I'm pretty sure it's a standard part of his acting contracts.  I don't know if he does that so you'll actually look or if he uses it as a method to distract from his c**ppy acting (don't get me wrong...I grew up watching the Hoff, but lately the dude is making an ass out of himself).

Does hasselhoff have the top 3 buttons on his shirt buttoned up EVER? Even on that c**ppy talent show he judges he's showing grey chest hair.  

I have a feeling this is going to be so horrendous it will be great.  I'll find a way to see it...

Wow, this looks super c**ppy.

Julie wrote:
You know, I used to like the first one when I was younger. Now that I'm older (and hopefully wiser), I realize it sucks!

I agree.  I just watched it not too long ago, and I couldn't believe how bad it was.  The second was an atrocious film.  I can't even imagine what this one or the fourth (that is in production) is going to be like.

so this is what micheal knight does on his retirement...neat. i wonder if he converted KITT into a boat and made Knight Boat become a reality...

Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Knightboat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now.
Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.
Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!
Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.
Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat

This was on SciFi Channel this weekend.  Holy s**t was it bad.  Honestly, a high school kid with a Mac could probably create better CG effects that the turds involved in this flick.

I couldn't stand more than 10 minutes of the last one.