Cover art looks really cheesy, but suits Caruso's character, and looks good I guess.

I don't what it is, but CSI: Miami is the only forensic show that I can stomach.  

"Hello. I'm Horatio Caine, head of the Miami Dade Crime Lab. Some of you might think that would involve me spending lots of time collecting evidence and running tests in a laboratory, but you'd be wrong. No, what with my mysterious past involving my having worked not only undercover but as a sniper AND in the bomb squad, as well as many other fantastic areas, I spend most of my time ordering every single cop in Miami around like I'm the Chief of Police and the President all rolled into one, even though, technically, I'm just supposed to collect evidence and test it; ensuring that whenever a suspect is arrested after a high speed chase it's myself or one of my fellow lab-techs that makes the arrest as opposed to one of the highly trained, heavily armed, actual police officers, even if that means they have to wait until we get there, and leading any and all raids on heavily armed villains homes/lairs by heavily armoured SWAT members whilst wearing nothing more substantial myself than an orange shirt, a black suit and a pair of sunglasses. In my spare time I find it impossible to exit a scene in any other way except by sliding out of frame backwards, usually after saying something witty in my trademark raspy whisper."

You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell".