Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (US - DVD R1)
Sony has sent over revised artwork for the upcoming Jessica Simpson movie
Title: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (IMDb)
Starring: Jessica Simpson
Released: 3rd February 2009
SRP: $24.96
Further Details:
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has announced Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous which stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, and Steve Guttenberg. This new comedy will be available to own from the 3rd February, and should retail at around $24.96. The film itself will be presented in 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen, along with an English Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround track. Extras will include a making of featurette, and deleted scenes. We've attached our first look at the official package artwork below:
Quote: Jessica Simpson is Megan Valentine, a pampered Hollywood starlet whom no one takes seriously. But when she loses her money, her boyfriend, and her home, all in one night disastrous night; she ends up making the snap decision to join the Army. The transition from designer duds to camouflage fatigues isn’t easy, but she’s determined to be all that she can be. With a little help from her fellow recruits, they’ll show each other that they have what it takes to face anything and still be fabulous.
News by Tom Woodward
Starring: Jessica Simpson
Released: 3rd February 2009
SRP: $24.96
Further Details:
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has announced Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous which stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, and Steve Guttenberg. This new comedy will be available to own from the 3rd February, and should retail at around $24.96. The film itself will be presented in 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen, along with an English Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround track. Extras will include a making of featurette, and deleted scenes. We've attached our first look at the official package artwork below:
Revised Artwork
Original Artwork
Synopsis
Quote: Jessica Simpson is Megan Valentine, a pampered Hollywood starlet whom no one takes seriously. But when she loses her money, her boyfriend, and her home, all in one night disastrous night; she ends up making the snap decision to join the Army. The transition from designer duds to camouflage fatigues isn’t easy, but she’s determined to be all that she can be. With a little help from her fellow recruits, they’ll show each other that they have what it takes to face anything and still be fabulous.
News by Tom Woodward
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the chin strap on the helmet doesn't even look cgi...it looks like it was just drawn in with a black sharpie. it looks like she drew it in. maybe she did it to get rid of the evidence left on her hair & side of her face from all the helmets she gave jobs to.
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funny fact:
"Private" and "Valentine" are two XXX companies
(fyi... no, i'm not a perv', i used to work at a video store)
"Private" and "Valentine" are two XXX companies
(fyi... no, i'm not a perv', i used to work at a video store)
The artwork made me say out loud "oh my f**king god.
NO BLU-RAY!?!?!
oh, seriously though... that has to be the worst photoshop EVER
what was wrong with using the original poster, I'm sure they have negatives around without the old title... why change the title anyway? who cares either way?
http://posters.motechnet.com/covers/tt1034320_l...
oh, seriously though... that has to be the worst photoshop EVER
what was wrong with using the original poster, I'm sure they have negatives around without the old title... why change the title anyway? who cares either way?
http://posters.motechnet.com/covers/tt1034320_l...
That cover art is worse than I could have imagined....but I still would
What is with these atrocious photoshopped covers? Don't they have any usable publicity photos?
Oh and that helmets comment was brilliant.
Oh and that helmets comment was brilliant.
Thembones wrote: Private Benjamin, Private Valentine. Retooled scripts of subpar movies are no excuse to dumb straight to video career moves. This is straight to video, isn't it? I don't remember seeing any ads for this in the theater. Jessica is a very talented singer. Maybe she can act past Daisy Duke but it's going to be some time before a vehicle comes along that will make anyone run to the theaters to see her.
It was supposed to be a theatrical release, but no distribution company would touch it...
It was supposed to be a theatrical release, but no distribution company would touch it...
Eugene Mlodik wrote: Thembones wrote: Private Benjamin, Private Valentine. Retooled scripts of subpar movies are no excuse to dumb straight to video career moves. This is straight to video, isn't it? I don't remember seeing any ads for this in the theater. Jessica is a very talented singer. Maybe she can act past Daisy Duke but it's going to be some time before a vehicle comes along that will make anyone run to the theaters to see her.
It was supposed to be a theatrical release, but no distribution company would touch it...
How shocking!
It was supposed to be a theatrical release, but no distribution company would touch it...
How shocking!
Private Benjamin rip-off maybe?
Revised artwork added
I guess they are trying to point out her...erm...assets?
Chris Gould wrote: I bet she saw her share of helmets to get this job.
Ba-zing! Oddly enough, I think they created the revised artwork to make us laugh. Seriously, Jessica Simpson in the military...all you need to do is look at the cover and you get the very laugh the movie will probably fail to produce. The studio should direct people to this page, and save them the crushing "disappointment".
Ba-zing! Oddly enough, I think they created the revised artwork to make us laugh. Seriously, Jessica Simpson in the military...all you need to do is look at the cover and you get the very laugh the movie will probably fail to produce. The studio should direct people to this page, and save them the crushing "disappointment".
Coming soon to a cheap bin, near you.
I can't wait for another Guttenbergian performance!
Better artwork.. but that's not saying much..
That one looks better. I still don't think I'll watch it.
I hope she joins the 'starship troopers' and after the shower scene goes off to fight the bugs!!!!
PASS!!!
PASS!!!
She's hot, but movies like this won't gain her any credibility as an actress. Stick to music Jessica.
She's 'busting' out to join the army....
Why did they take out the vehicle in the background on the revised cover? That was possibly the best thing about this flick.
Haven't they learned by now she can't act ? Employee Of The Month, Dukes Of Hazzard.....great pieces of cinematic glory they aint ! Also, Disney already made this movie a few years ago with Hilary Duff. Same exact thing.
'Revised Artwork' image, is what push this movie to be PG-13, beacuse that picture is in the movie? the film wasn't half bad it just had sterotypes.
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