Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (US - DVD R1)
Sony has sent over revised artwork for the upcoming Jessica Simpson movie
Title: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (IMDb)
Starring: Jessica Simpson
Released: 3rd February 2009
SRP: $24.96
Further Details:
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has announced Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous which stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, and Steve Guttenberg. This new comedy will be available to own from the 3rd February, and should retail at around $24.96. The film itself will be presented in 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen, along with an English Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround track. Extras will include a making of featurette, and deleted scenes. We've attached our first look at the official package artwork below:
Quote: Jessica Simpson is Megan Valentine, a pampered Hollywood starlet whom no one takes seriously. But when she loses her money, her boyfriend, and her home, all in one night disastrous night; she ends up making the snap decision to join the Army. The transition from designer duds to camouflage fatigues isn’t easy, but she’s determined to be all that she can be. With a little help from her fellow recruits, they’ll show each other that they have what it takes to face anything and still be fabulous.
News by Tom Woodward
Starring: Jessica Simpson
Released: 3rd February 2009
SRP: $24.96
Further Details:
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has announced Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous which stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, and Steve Guttenberg. This new comedy will be available to own from the 3rd February, and should retail at around $24.96. The film itself will be presented in 2.40:1 anamorphic widescreen, along with an English Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround track. Extras will include a making of featurette, and deleted scenes. We've attached our first look at the official package artwork below:
Revised Artwork
Original Artwork
Synopsis
Quote: Jessica Simpson is Megan Valentine, a pampered Hollywood starlet whom no one takes seriously. But when she loses her money, her boyfriend, and her home, all in one night disastrous night; she ends up making the snap decision to join the Army. The transition from designer duds to camouflage fatigues isn’t easy, but she’s determined to be all that she can be. With a little help from her fellow recruits, they’ll show each other that they have what it takes to face anything and still be fabulous.
News by Tom Woodward
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'Revised Artwork' image, is what push this movie to be PG-13, beacuse that picture is in the movie? the film wasn't half bad it just had sterotypes.
Haven't they learned by now she can't act ? Employee Of The Month, Dukes Of Hazzard.....great pieces of cinematic glory they aint ! Also, Disney already made this movie a few years ago with Hilary Duff. Same exact thing.
Why did they take out the vehicle in the background on the revised cover? That was possibly the best thing about this flick.
She's 'busting' out to join the army....
She's hot, but movies like this won't gain her any credibility as an actress. Stick to music Jessica.
I hope she joins the 'starship troopers' and after the shower scene goes off to fight the bugs!!!!
PASS!!!
PASS!!!
That one looks better. I still don't think I'll watch it.
Better artwork.. but that's not saying much..
I can't wait for another Guttenbergian performance!
Coming soon to a cheap bin, near you.
Chris Gould wrote: I bet she saw her share of helmets to get this job.
Ba-zing! Oddly enough, I think they created the revised artwork to make us laugh. Seriously, Jessica Simpson in the military...all you need to do is look at the cover and you get the very laugh the movie will probably fail to produce. The studio should direct people to this page, and save them the crushing "disappointment".
Ba-zing! Oddly enough, I think they created the revised artwork to make us laugh. Seriously, Jessica Simpson in the military...all you need to do is look at the cover and you get the very laugh the movie will probably fail to produce. The studio should direct people to this page, and save them the crushing "disappointment".
I guess they are trying to point out her...erm...assets?
Revised artwork added
Private Benjamin rip-off maybe?
Eugene Mlodik wrote: Thembones wrote: Private Benjamin, Private Valentine. Retooled scripts of subpar movies are no excuse to dumb straight to video career moves. This is straight to video, isn't it? I don't remember seeing any ads for this in the theater. Jessica is a very talented singer. Maybe she can act past Daisy Duke but it's going to be some time before a vehicle comes along that will make anyone run to the theaters to see her.
It was supposed to be a theatrical release, but no distribution company would touch it...
How shocking!
It was supposed to be a theatrical release, but no distribution company would touch it...
How shocking!
Thembones wrote: Private Benjamin, Private Valentine. Retooled scripts of subpar movies are no excuse to dumb straight to video career moves. This is straight to video, isn't it? I don't remember seeing any ads for this in the theater. Jessica is a very talented singer. Maybe she can act past Daisy Duke but it's going to be some time before a vehicle comes along that will make anyone run to the theaters to see her.
It was supposed to be a theatrical release, but no distribution company would touch it...
It was supposed to be a theatrical release, but no distribution company would touch it...
What is with these atrocious photoshopped covers? Don't they have any usable publicity photos?
Oh and that helmets comment was brilliant.
Oh and that helmets comment was brilliant.
That cover art is worse than I could have imagined....but I still would
NO BLU-RAY!?!?!
oh, seriously though... that has to be the worst photoshop EVER
what was wrong with using the original poster, I'm sure they have negatives around without the old title... why change the title anyway? who cares either way?
http://posters.motechnet.com/covers/tt1034320_l...
oh, seriously though... that has to be the worst photoshop EVER
what was wrong with using the original poster, I'm sure they have negatives around without the old title... why change the title anyway? who cares either way?
http://posters.motechnet.com/covers/tt1034320_l...
The artwork made me say out loud "oh my f**king god.
funny fact:
"Private" and "Valentine" are two XXX companies
(fyi... no, i'm not a perv', i used to work at a video store)
"Private" and "Valentine" are two XXX companies
(fyi... no, i'm not a perv', i used to work at a video store)
the chin strap on the helmet doesn't even look cgi...it looks like it was just drawn in with a black sharpie. it looks like she drew it in. maybe she did it to get rid of the evidence left on her hair & side of her face from all the helmets she gave jobs to.
Chris Gould wrote: I bet she saw her share of helmets to get this job.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
More like E-List.
Another blatant rip off of Stripes and the more recent classic, In The Army Now.
Another blatant rip off of Stripes and the more recent classic, In The Army Now.
Chris Gould wrote: I bet she saw her share of helmets to get this job.
WOOOOOOOOOoooo! Oh no you didn't!
WOOOOOOOOOoooo! Oh no you didn't!
I bet she saw her share of helmets to get this job.
That's some nice photoshopping there, Sony. I actually believe that she's wearing a helmet.
Artwork added
Wow, just because you were in the Dukes of Hazzard (which I still consider to be one of the worst films i've ever seen) doesn't make you an actress. Go back to singing
(Doctor Forester) "And I shall declare it...THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!!!
Oh My God, this will SUCK.
WHen I first saw that title, I thought it was a porno...
So Jessica Simpson's career is finally headed where it belongs... Straight to DVD!
scottmck wrote: Quote: Jessica Simpson is Megan Valentine, a pampered Hollywood starlet whom no one takes seriously.
Take "Megan Valentine" out of that sentence...
Damn....you beat me too it.
Take "Megan Valentine" out of that sentence...
Damn....you beat me too it.
I heard it was a theatrical hit in Russia... Sad... As soon the economy and government in Russia stabilized, they were all reduced to THIS.
PS - *COUGH*Private Benjamin*COUGH*
PS - *COUGH*Private Benjamin*COUGH*
Pass
The return of Steve Guttenberg?
why oh why...Jessica Simpson cannot sing or act...her appeal is her boobs and thats all she will ever have going for her 
this is being released over here!?
i saw this being made fun of on Conan O'Brien.
i saw this being made fun of on Conan O'Brien.
Jawin wrote: oh gosh, who manages this girl's career?!
Mmmm... Her father, Joe Simpson, a former minister...
Big Whit wrote: Wouldn't "Private Valentine" be a sufficent enough title without having to add "Blonde & Dangerous"? And you can bet it will only be a matter of time for the follow-up....wait for it...."Private Valentine: Blonder & Dangerouser"
Naaaaa.... It would be a more classic solution: Private Valentine 2: Electric Blondaloo.
Mmmm... Her father, Joe Simpson, a former minister...
Big Whit wrote: Wouldn't "Private Valentine" be a sufficent enough title without having to add "Blonde & Dangerous"? And you can bet it will only be a matter of time for the follow-up....wait for it...."Private Valentine: Blonder & Dangerouser"
Naaaaa.... It would be a more classic solution: Private Valentine 2: Electric Blondaloo.
renton007 wrote: they should have kept the original title "Major Movie Star", then you know there would be at least one laugh in it.
And that laugh would've been at the fact that a DVD cover says "Jessica Simpson: Major Movie Star." They probably changed it because they were afraid people would die laughing at that.
And that laugh would've been at the fact that a DVD cover says "Jessica Simpson: Major Movie Star." They probably changed it because they were afraid people would die laughing at that.
Jessica Simspon: A strong, intelligent woman brimming with integrity. What an amazing artist, both as actor and musician. A role model to young girls all over the world.
If she, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan all fell off the face of the earth tomorrow, the world would be a slightly better place.
A little harsh?
Nah.
If she, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan all fell off the face of the earth tomorrow, the world would be a slightly better place.
A little harsh?
Nah.
Private Benjamin, Private Valentine. Retooled scripts of subpar movies are no excuse to dumb straight to video career moves. This is straight to video, isn't it? I don't remember seeing any ads for this in the theater. Jessica is a very talented singer. Maybe she can act past Daisy Duke but it's going to be some time before a vehicle comes along that will make anyone run to the theaters to see her.
they should have kept the original title "Major Movie Star", then you know there would be at least one laugh in it.
She should stick to what she is good at. Wait, that would mean she'd be homeless. Never mind then. At least stop making movies.
scottmck wrote: Take "Megan Valentine" out of that sentence...
Hehe, beat me to it. Still, I would.
Hehe, beat me to it. Still, I would.
Poor girl. This was her second attempt at a theatrical release as the main star that has ended up DTV. Maybe she should stop making c**ppy movies.
Oh, and the original title - Major Movie Star - was much better.
Oh, and the original title - Major Movie Star - was much better.
Looks like a bad movie...
Wouldn't "Private Valentine" be a sufficent enough title without having to add "Blonde & Dangerous"? And you can bet it will only be a matter of time for the follow-up....wait for it...."Private Valentine: Blonder & Dangerouser"
oh gosh, who manages this girl's career?!
Quote: Jessica Simpson is Megan Valentine, a pampered Hollywood starlet whom no one takes seriously.
Take "Megan Valentine" out of that sentence...
Take "Megan Valentine" out of that sentence...
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