Sumo Omni Chair (DVD)
Gabe really has no idea how to review a beanbag chair, but enjoys the seat a lot
“Does anyone want to review a bean bag chair?” asked Malcolm Campbell, my website administrator. I jokingly replied affirmatively because I thought it was a joke. “This is a DVD website”, I told myself, "he must be teasing". Imagine my surprise when I suddenly found myself in the company of a giant, blue Sumo Lounge beanbag chair. “We’ll put the review under ‘technology’”, said Malcolm. Okay then, works for me.

I’ve never reviewed furniture before, so I can only compare this behemoth to the other furniture I’ve dealt with in my own life. I’m no Fung Shui master, or even nominally adept at interior decoration, but I know what I like. The Sumo Omni goes up against my bland couches, a futon, a foam, fold out bed/chair, and two standard beanbag chairs. Couches and futons still win the practicality contest, as they are actual pieces of furniture, and anyone looking to furnish an adult abode will most likely want real furniture. Compared to the fold out and the standard beanbags, the Omni is a much, much better place to park one’s rear.
The Omni is, as the website’s FAQ puts it, ‘Super big’, approximately 5'5 x 4'5 feet. This size is either a curse or blessing, depending on the area a customer may have to stick it. Smaller dorm rooms may prove too small for the Omni, though it would also double as a decent bed for guests. Folks with rumpus room or maybe kids’ playrooms will probably love the size, and romantic types will like the fact that the chair can fit two average sized adults pretty snugly.
The outer material is something called Ballistic nylon, which the FAQ lists as ‘PVC coated nylon which is super durable but smooth’. It is both super-durable and smooth, and unlike cheaper beanbags, which are often covered in faux leather or vinyl, it won’t be sticky in the summer months. I didn’t spill any grape juice on it or anything, but I’ll believe the claim that it’s stain resistant and easy to clean based on the fact that the fibres are totally non-absorbent.

The problem with the Ballistic nylon is that it isn’t soft, and as a priss I prefer the feel of sitting on natural fabrics like cotton. Living in Minnesota, and being a bit of a miser when it comes to the energy bill, I find that the fabric doesn’t hold its heat as well as cotton or flannel. To avoid both these issues I’ve found tossing a sheet over the chair is a plus.
The chair is filled with little ‘Virgin Polystyrene Foam’ balls, which roll around to form several different chair shapes, as noted on the website’s demo (ten in one, so they say, I bet I could find another six or seven). I found that setting things up like a chair, complete with some place to set my arms, was the most comfortable way to watch a movie. The foam dispersal is rather quick, and I was surprised at the firmness of the bag once things settled (I’ve really got to watch those double entendres). The polystyrene does decompress over time, depending on usage, but new beads can be purchased when needed directly from Sumo.

Because I’m still at a bit of a loss on how exactly to review a beanbag chair, I’ll break down a little list of pros and cons here.
If you're interested in a Sumo Omni chair, in any of ten colours, visit the company's official website HERE for more details including video demos and ordering information.

I’ve never reviewed furniture before, so I can only compare this behemoth to the other furniture I’ve dealt with in my own life. I’m no Fung Shui master, or even nominally adept at interior decoration, but I know what I like. The Sumo Omni goes up against my bland couches, a futon, a foam, fold out bed/chair, and two standard beanbag chairs. Couches and futons still win the practicality contest, as they are actual pieces of furniture, and anyone looking to furnish an adult abode will most likely want real furniture. Compared to the fold out and the standard beanbags, the Omni is a much, much better place to park one’s rear.
The Omni is, as the website’s FAQ puts it, ‘Super big’, approximately 5'5 x 4'5 feet. This size is either a curse or blessing, depending on the area a customer may have to stick it. Smaller dorm rooms may prove too small for the Omni, though it would also double as a decent bed for guests. Folks with rumpus room or maybe kids’ playrooms will probably love the size, and romantic types will like the fact that the chair can fit two average sized adults pretty snugly.
The outer material is something called Ballistic nylon, which the FAQ lists as ‘PVC coated nylon which is super durable but smooth’. It is both super-durable and smooth, and unlike cheaper beanbags, which are often covered in faux leather or vinyl, it won’t be sticky in the summer months. I didn’t spill any grape juice on it or anything, but I’ll believe the claim that it’s stain resistant and easy to clean based on the fact that the fibres are totally non-absorbent.

The problem with the Ballistic nylon is that it isn’t soft, and as a priss I prefer the feel of sitting on natural fabrics like cotton. Living in Minnesota, and being a bit of a miser when it comes to the energy bill, I find that the fabric doesn’t hold its heat as well as cotton or flannel. To avoid both these issues I’ve found tossing a sheet over the chair is a plus.
The chair is filled with little ‘Virgin Polystyrene Foam’ balls, which roll around to form several different chair shapes, as noted on the website’s demo (ten in one, so they say, I bet I could find another six or seven). I found that setting things up like a chair, complete with some place to set my arms, was the most comfortable way to watch a movie. The foam dispersal is rather quick, and I was surprised at the firmness of the bag once things settled (I’ve really got to watch those double entendres). The polystyrene does decompress over time, depending on usage, but new beads can be purchased when needed directly from Sumo.

Because I’m still at a bit of a loss on how exactly to review a beanbag chair, I’ll break down a little list of pros and cons here.
Pros
- The Ballistic Nylon is more or less indestructible, assuming you don’t take a blowtorch or Samurai sword to it. This means out-door use isn’t out of the question.
- The versatility is undeniable. This thing can be shaped and reshaped like no other seat I’ve ever seen, which is perfect for group movie night.
- The Omni is very lightweight, making it a good choice for children.
- It’s big, big enough to fit a few people.
- The chair comes in many different colours.
Cons
- The Ballistic Nylon is not very soft to the touch, and doesn’t hold its heat very well, which deletes the possibility of nude movie watching without a sheet or blanket.
- The size may be cumbersome for some individuals with less room, and the dispersal of beads can make for quite a bit of extra material.
- The price ($129, free shipping), though fair for the build quality, may be a bit steep for some folks, though it’s still a better value than most videogame rocking chairs.
If you're interested in a Sumo Omni chair, in any of ten colours, visit the company's official website HERE for more details including video demos and ordering information.
Review by Gabriel Powers
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I'd like to see the pictures of you finding six or seven more chair positions, Gabe.
We've got a Budda Bag so if the Sumo Omni people have another one going spare I could do an excellent comparison review. Hint hint
We've got a Budda Bag so if the Sumo Omni people have another one going spare I could do an excellent comparison review. Hint hint
Just...brilliant.
Classic :-D
Do the lovely ladies come to? Particularly the first one, she looks very flexible
Do the lovely ladies come to? Particularly the first one, she looks very flexible
Bean Bag Chairs are about as throw back as new Saved by the Bell episodes.
the second girl the blonde girl is Brande Roderick the 2001 playmate of the year.
Um...
Nice cover art, but I wish they'd use the original art, but you know in a few months there will be a extended and unrated version so we will be double dipping.
Wait, um... nevermind.
So in the past decades of technology, bean bags have gone from round to square, and bigger. I thought it could not get any better. Intresting enough review, and informative enough to make me consider it, until I saw the price.
Nice cover art, but I wish they'd use the original art, but you know in a few months there will be a extended and unrated version so we will be double dipping.
Wait, um... nevermind.
So in the past decades of technology, bean bags have gone from round to square, and bigger. I thought it could not get any better. Intresting enough review, and informative enough to make me consider it, until I saw the price.
Will be looking forword to further Gabe Powers furniture reviews.I hope a book shelf or one of those sexual position couchs is next.
Good idea Sam.
Maybe a Lazy boy chair next?
Maybe a Lazy boy chair next?
Fantastic work, Gabe.
For a minute there I thought that I'd clicked on the wrong website...
Things slow on the DVD front or something?
Things slow on the DVD front or something?
On the contrary, I was almost too busy to do this at all, but they sent me the bag, so I owed them a review.
And it did give you a valid reason to post photos of Playboy bunnies too
Actually, half the pictures on their site seem to be from various Playboy events. I picked the one I though showed off the bags the best.
will there be any HD or Blue-ray Edition ?????
Greg Watterworth Jr. wrote: Bean Bag Chairs are about as throw back as new Saved by the Bell episodes.
Only if they had duct tape on the sides to keep the stuff from spilling out, then it would be a trip down memory lane for me.
Only if they had duct tape on the sides to keep the stuff from spilling out, then it would be a trip down memory lane for me.
The Sumo Omni goes up against my bland couches, a futon, a foam, fold out bed/chair, and two standard beanbag chairs.
Gabe do you live in the Big Brother house?
Gabe do you live in the Big Brother house?
Unrated edition for me, with all the special features and supplements shown above
Gabe Powers wrote: Actually, half the pictures on their site seem to be from various Playboy events. I picked the one I though showed off the bags the best.
Before you know it you never know you may be invited to one.
Before you know it you never know you may be invited to one.
chuckle. Strangest review for this site ever. I do like the beautiful babes in the pics though.
Gabe Powers wrote: Actually, half the pictures on their site seem to be from various Playboy events. I picked the one I though showed off the bags the best. With this quote especially, I find myself asking - Is it even remotely possible to review a bean bag chair and not include double entendres? It's like a first date without feeling your gal up - Okay, just not as fun as it could be.
Good review. I'm waiting for the eventual double dip.
Good review. I'm waiting for the eventual double dip.
There are three playmates there. Brande Roderick, as 7958NHZ pointed out, but also 1999 Playmate of the Year Heather Kozar in the back, and the front right blond is a Hef girl who I never liked enough to learn her name. Maybe the brunette is a Playmate also, I don't know.
So, did Hef endorse this thing or what?
So, did Hef endorse this thing or what?
Playboy Bunnies eh..... I am just wondering which one was Gabe in drag



